TOP 10 THINGS I LEARNED WATCHING MOVIES IN THE 1980s

Every police investigation will lead the detectives through a strip club.
In a post-apocalyptic future, shoulder pads are gonna be the must-have fashion accessory.
Computers are magic.
It’s perfectly okay to build a romantic relationship based on a lie so long as you can tell her the truth at the airport in the end.
Men with mohawks are evil.
Two men of different racial backgrounds who hate each other can become friends if they share an adventure together.
When facing goons, your gun cannot run out of ammo,. When facing the main villain, it will jam, forcing you to fight him mano-a-mano.
Any man, regardless of what he looks like, can escape detection by dressing up as a woman.
All drug cartels are run by a guy named Sanchez.
You can do anything if you’re charming enough, including hijack a parade.